Something Witchy: A Sabrina the Teenage Witch Rewatch

2.06: Consistency? In This Economy?

In this week’s episode of Something Witchy, we dive into Season 2, Episode 6: “Sabrina the Teenage Boy.” When Sabrina suspects Harvey might be into Valerie, she transforms into a boy to understand what makes guys tick—only to accidentally get herself a date with Libby. Meanwhile, Hilda turns herself into a man to scare off Mr. Kraft, and Salem has way too much fun coaching Sabrina through her double life. We unpack gender roles, Jack Spratski’s short-lived romance, and why the Slicery’s bathroom deserves a shout-out. Come for the magic, stay for the burp heard ‘round the world.

2.05: Martin Tall

This week on Something Witchy, Sabrina’s babysitting gig turns into a doll-sized disaster when cousin Amanda traps her in a toy box full of cursed humans—including a jaded ice cream man and a whiny dentist. Meanwhile, Hilda and Zelda try (and fail) to enjoy separate spa days, complete with face-removal treatments and passive-aggressive booking wars. Laura and Skye break down Salem in pantaloons, a ska-powered escape plan, and why the Quizmaster thinks this is the perfect time for a pop quiz.

2.04: No One Has the Answers

This week on Something Witchy, we’re talking Season 2, Episode 4: “Dante’s Inferno.” Harvey’s parents want him to date other girls, so Sabrina’s aunts decide it’s time she meets someone new—enter Dante, a witch boy with questionable judgment, a love of flashy magic, and absolutely no clue how stairs work. Things spiral fast during a chaotic double date that ends with someone literally turned into a bowling pin. Meanwhile, Hilda’s suffering from pun-itis (yes, really), which brings Davy Jones into the picture—not the pirate, as Skye originally thought, but the Monkee himself, complete with a surprise musical number. We also go off the rails discussing whether stairs exist in the Other Realm, the Roman poet Catullus, dictators, and some Monkees trivia. Come hang out with us as we break it all down.

2.03: I Blame John Grisham

This week, we’re recapping Dummy for Love (Season 2, Episode 3), where Sabrina meddles in her aunt’s love life with a literal dummy spell. We talk about jury duty for way too long, possibly offend Pauly Shore, and ponder whether Sabrina might be a little… murdery? Plus, we’re asking the big questions—like would you rather have too many eyes or too many ears? Enjoy this special episode where we left (almost) everything in.

2.02: Not Part 3, Not Part 1, Part 2

Sabrina’s at witch camp and still has a lot to prove—especially if she wants to keep her powers and her boyfriend. In Part 2 of the Season 2 premiere, Sabrina attempts a magical jailbreak, crashes the school dance, and learns a tough lesson about balancing responsibility with personal life. Plus, we break down that bittersweet ending and what it means for Sabrina going forward. Did this episode pass our quiz with flying colors? Tune in to find out!

2.01: We Are The Authority

In Season 2 Episode 1, Sabrina Gets Her License: Part 1, Sabrina’s 17th birthday takes a turn when she’s handed a magical handbook and told she has just two chances to pass her witch’s license test—or face Witch Camp. Meanwhile, new girl Valerie arrives, Libby’s still a menace, and Harvey’s just trying to get someone to bake cookies. We talk about missing characters, awkward hat choices, and new teachers. Salem goes on a sushi adventure, the aunts come into some magical money, and Sabrina accidentally zaps a train into her house. It’s chaos, it’s classic, and it’s only part one. Join us as we dig into the magical mayhem of this Season 2 premiere!

S1 Break: Murder Brings Out the Best in Me

This week on Something Witchy, we’re diving into the chaotic world of competitive high school dance moms with the Lifetime original movie Killing the Competition (2025), starring our favorite witch-turned-wild-parent, Melissa Joan Hart.
Inspired by “real events” (question mark heavily implied), this bonkers TV movie follows Elizabeth Fenwick, a mother so obsessed with reliving her glory days that she takes “dance mom” to horrifying new extremes—including sabotage, stalking, and kidnapping—all in the name of her daughter's high school dance team dreams.
Is it a Lifetime masterpiece or a hot mess? We’ve got thoughts, theories, and plenty of sarcastic asides.

S1 Break: Do We All Just Need Makeovers?

This week’s episode of Something Witchy is a little different — we watched Clueless together, in person! Just two co-hosts, one cat, and a single mic. Total chaos? Maybe. Totally fun? Definitely.
 
We’re talking iconic fashion, sneaky book references, and all the innuendo you forgot was in this teen classic. It’s cozy, nostalgic, and full of love for one of the most quotable movies ever.

S1 Break: That Tracks

This week on Something Witchy, Laura and Skye recap the Sabrina the Teenage Witch TV movie that kicked off the franchise with floating teens, cursed kisses, and mondo style. Originally airing in 1996, the movie stars a teenage (for real!) Melissa Joan Hart as Sabrina Sawyer discovering her powers, throwing javelins, and navigating high school drama—while somehow still finding time for a shopping montage. We break down all the magical chaos, swap-out aunt personalities, Ryan Reynolds' early bro vibes, and debate whether Katy was just mean…or attempted murder mean. Plus: the worst party crash ever, Salem’s chaotic energy, and why juice tastes better in a goblet.
Did this movie cast a spell on us, or should it have stayed in the attic with the creepy dolls? Tune in to find out!
 

A History of Magic Part 2: It's Just Bad Latin

In part two of our deep dive into the history of witchcraft in media, Skye takes us from the eerie 1980s through the spellbinding 1990s, right up to Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Did Canada accidentally spark the Satanic Panic? Did the rise of teen-centric media bring witches back into style? We explore how pop culture, politics, and a healthy dose of teen angst shaped the witches we grew up with. Plus, we connect the dots between the witchy waves of the past and the magical media we see today.