Something Witchy: A Sabrina the Teenage Witch Rewatch

2.08: You're Eating Wheat Babies!

In this episode of Something Witchy, we're spinning back in time to Season 2, Episode 8: “Inna Gadda Sabrina.” When Salem swallows a magical time ball, Sabrina wakes up in the 1960s — and so does the rest of Westbridge. As the town embraces peace, protests, and psychedelic vibes, Sabrina enjoys the freedom of the era… until she realizes just how limited a girl's future could be back then. From sit-ins in the cafeteria to college fairs that exclude women, this groovy episode tackles more than just retro fashion. We talk about historical context, gender politics, and of course, Salem's sardine-fueled dream sequence. Join us as we unpack the spellbinding chaos of this magical blast from the past.

2.07: Spooky Season Can Be All Year

In this week’s Something Witchy, we’re diving into Sabrina the Teenage Witch Season 2, Episode 7: “A River of Candy Corn Runs Through It." When Valerie impulsively volunteers Sabrina to throw a Halloween party, chaos—and talking furniture—ensues. With Salem threatening armchairs, termites in the basement, and a surprise appearance by 10,000 Maniacs, it’s far from the normal night Sabrina was hoping for. We break down weird furniture dynamics, high school boys that look like they're 35, and why this might be the weirdest house party in Westbridge history. Tune in for magic, mayhem, and a whole lot of candy corn! 

2.06: Consistency? In This Economy?

In this week’s episode of Something Witchy, we dive into Season 2, Episode 6: “Sabrina the Teenage Boy.” When Sabrina suspects Harvey might be into Valerie, she transforms into a boy to understand what makes guys tick—only to accidentally get herself a date with Libby. Meanwhile, Hilda turns herself into a man to scare off Mr. Kraft, and Salem has way too much fun coaching Sabrina through her double life. We unpack gender roles, Jack Spratski’s short-lived romance, and why the Slicery’s bathroom deserves a shout-out. Come for the magic, stay for the burp heard ‘round the world.

2.05: Martin Tall

This week on Something Witchy, Sabrina’s babysitting gig turns into a doll-sized disaster when cousin Amanda traps her in a toy box full of cursed humans—including a jaded ice cream man and a whiny dentist. Meanwhile, Hilda and Zelda try (and fail) to enjoy separate spa days, complete with face-removal treatments and passive-aggressive booking wars. Laura and Skye break down Salem in pantaloons, a ska-powered escape plan, and why the Quizmaster thinks this is the perfect time for a pop quiz.

2.04: No One Has the Answers

This week on Something Witchy, we’re talking Season 2, Episode 4: “Dante’s Inferno.” Harvey’s parents want him to date other girls, so Sabrina’s aunts decide it’s time she meets someone new—enter Dante, a witch boy with questionable judgment, a love of flashy magic, and absolutely no clue how stairs work. Things spiral fast during a chaotic double date that ends with someone literally turned into a bowling pin. Meanwhile, Hilda’s suffering from pun-itis (yes, really), which brings Davy Jones into the picture—not the pirate, as Skye originally thought, but the Monkee himself, complete with a surprise musical number. We also go off the rails discussing whether stairs exist in the Other Realm, the Roman poet Catullus, dictators, and some Monkees trivia. Come hang out with us as we break it all down.

2.03: I Blame John Grisham

This week, we’re recapping Dummy for Love (Season 2, Episode 3), where Sabrina meddles in her aunt’s love life with a literal dummy spell. We talk about jury duty for way too long, possibly offend Pauly Shore, and ponder whether Sabrina might be a little… murdery? Plus, we’re asking the big questions—like would you rather have too many eyes or too many ears? Enjoy this special episode where we left (almost) everything in.

2.02: Not Part 3, Not Part 1, Part 2

Sabrina’s at witch camp and still has a lot to prove—especially if she wants to keep her powers and her boyfriend. In Part 2 of the Season 2 premiere, Sabrina attempts a magical jailbreak, crashes the school dance, and learns a tough lesson about balancing responsibility with personal life. Plus, we break down that bittersweet ending and what it means for Sabrina going forward. Did this episode pass our quiz with flying colors? Tune in to find out!

2.01: We Are The Authority

In Season 2 Episode 1, Sabrina Gets Her License: Part 1, Sabrina’s 17th birthday takes a turn when she’s handed a magical handbook and told she has just two chances to pass her witch’s license test—or face Witch Camp. Meanwhile, new girl Valerie arrives, Libby’s still a menace, and Harvey’s just trying to get someone to bake cookies. We talk about missing characters, awkward hat choices, and new teachers. Salem goes on a sushi adventure, the aunts come into some magical money, and Sabrina accidentally zaps a train into her house. It’s chaos, it’s classic, and it’s only part one. Join us as we dig into the magical mayhem of this Season 2 premiere!

S1 Break: Murder Brings Out the Best in Me

This week on Something Witchy, we’re diving into the chaotic world of competitive high school dance moms with the Lifetime original movie Killing the Competition (2025), starring our favorite witch-turned-wild-parent, Melissa Joan Hart.
Inspired by “real events” (question mark heavily implied), this bonkers TV movie follows Elizabeth Fenwick, a mother so obsessed with reliving her glory days that she takes “dance mom” to horrifying new extremes—including sabotage, stalking, and kidnapping—all in the name of her daughter's high school dance team dreams.
Is it a Lifetime masterpiece or a hot mess? We’ve got thoughts, theories, and plenty of sarcastic asides.

S1 Break: Do We All Just Need Makeovers?

This week’s episode of Something Witchy is a little different — we watched Clueless together, in person! Just two co-hosts, one cat, and a single mic. Total chaos? Maybe. Totally fun? Definitely.
 
We’re talking iconic fashion, sneaky book references, and all the innuendo you forgot was in this teen classic. It’s cozy, nostalgic, and full of love for one of the most quotable movies ever.