Something Witchy: A Sabrina the Teenage Witch Rewatch

2.24: What in the Renesmee is Happening?

This week on Something Witchy, we’re diving into one of the most chaotic Season 2 episodes yet: “Sabrina’s Choice.” When Sabrina pits Hilda and Zelda against each other one too many times, the aunts decide to split up—and suddenly Sabrina has to choose which aunt she’ll live with. From floating backpacks and forbidden Lisa Loeb concerts to the horrors of house-divided living, Sabrina faces every teen witch’s worst nightmare: consequences.
 
We walk through the iconic guest appearances from RuPaul and the Kenan & Kel duo, the absolutely unhinged “what-if” future timelines (Libby’s baby, anyone?), Salem’s unwavering commitment to dramatic flair, and the Spellmans’ experimental approach to parenting. We also break down the aunts’ elaborate ruse, the Witch Judge’s unexpected makeover career, and why this entire episode feels like a fever dream in the best possible way.
 
Join us for messy houses, science experiments gone rogue, chaotic hairstyles, and the most dramatic family therapy session the Other Realm has ever seen.

2.23: Just Pick a Cat!

It’s field trip week on Something Witchy! Sabrina and the Westbridge crew head to Disney World, where magic and mayhem go hand-in-hand. When Sabrina’s latest witch’s license test requires her to brew an animal transformation potion, things take a turn for the wild—literally—after Valerie and Libby end up as zebras roaming Animal Kingdom. Meanwhile, Hilda and Zelda discover a “prehistoric” surprise on their paleontology excursion, and Salem lives his best resort life.
In this episode, Laura and Skye talk Disney parks (and which rides are actually worth the wait), TGIF’s obsession with crossover trips, and our love for Disney cats.

2.22: You Go Grill

In Season 2, Episode 22 of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, “Quiz Show,” Sabrina finally learns the importance of her Quizmaster — but only after she accidentally gets him fired. While Zelda returns to the classroom as a substitute chemistry teacher (and Libby might actually learn something?!), Sabrina struggles to master her elemental magic, balance her attitude, and untangle her magical mentorship drama. Plus: we talk about things that finally “clicked” for us, Zelda’s potential (or lack thereof) as a teacher, and the importance of a good montage.

2.21: The Ghost in the Audio

In Fear Strikes Up a Conversation (Season 2, Episode 21), Sabrina tries to zap away her fear of public speaking—but when her fear literally comes to life and starts haunting her classmates, chaos (and comedy) ensues. Meanwhile, Zelda pushes herself to the brink of madness preparing for a symposium, Hilda throws a luau intervention, and Salem just wants someone to remember to feed him. Laura and Skye break down the episode’s creative take on anxiety, public speaking nightmares, and why facing your fears—witch or mortal—is never as easy as zapping them away.

Halloween Mini-sode: We Did the Monster Mash

Life got the better of us this week, so we brewed up something short, spooky, and full of laughs for Halloween! In this mini-sode, Skye hosts a game of Monster Mash—assigning iconic Sabrina the Teenage Witch characters to classic monsters (because obviously someone has Dracula energy). Then, Laura takes over with a round of This or Witch, where we make the tough choices every witch faces—broomstick or vacuum? Cauldron or coffee?
It’s a quick, cozy, chaotic Halloween treat with all the Something Witchy humor you know and love.

2.20: Eat Our Weight in French Tacos

This week on Something Witchy, Laura and Skye rewatch Sabrina the Teenage Witch Season 2, Episode 20: “My Nightmare, the Car.” Sabrina finally gets the car she’s been begging for — but, in true Other Realm fashion, it’s a little more talkative (and possessive) than she bargained for. As Sabrina and Valerie’s car-sharing arrangement crashes and burns, chaos hits the Spellman house when a magical audit goes wrong and the family accountant goes rogue.
Plus, our hosts detour into discussions about French tacos, their first cars, and whether halberds are underrated as a form of self-defense.

2.19: Instead of Touch Grass, Touch Corn

Things are getting unstable in Westbridge—literally! In Season 2, Episode 19: “When Teens Collide,” a burst of sunspots causes chaos in the mortal and witch worlds alike. Sabrina and Libby accidentally swap personalities, turning Sabrina into the school’s new mean girl and Libby into… a sweetheart?! Meanwhile, the aunts deal with a black hole in the kitchen sink, a rogue string trio, and yet another trial in the Other Realm.
Join us as Laura and Skye unpack this chaotic episode, from Sabrina’s power trip to Salem’s reluctant hero moment.

2.18: Whammy is the Descriptor of the Fanny

When Harvey signs Sabrina, Valerie, and himself up for a battle of the bands, there’s just one small problem: they can’t actually play. Desperate not to lose to Libby and the cheerleaders, Sabrina brews up some bottled talent to give them an edge. The spell works a little too well, though, and soon egos and friendships are on the line. Meanwhile, Hilda takes a gig as a fiddler, Zelda faces off with a rival scientist, and Salem enjoys the drama from the sidelines. Oh, and did we mention the Backstreet Boys stop by?

2.17: Splitting Your Skull Open With Love

It’s Valentine’s season in Westbridge, and love is in the air—sort of. In Sabrina the Teenage Witch Season 2, Episode 17, “The Equalizer,” Sabrina learns that bending the rules of magic comes with a price when Roland the troll returns as a magical “Equalizer” and literally steals her heart. Meanwhile, Cupid is down bad after heartbreak, Zelda and Hilda scramble for dates to the school dance, and Mr. Kraft causing trouble. We unpack the chaos of magical consequences and debate just how many times Roland needs to be told “no.”

2.16: Tinder for Zoo Animals

In Sabrina and the Beanstalk (Season 2, Episode 16), Sabrina’s last-minute spellwork grows way out of control when a beanstalk sprouts in the Spellman yard, Harvey gets kidnapped by a wicked witch (guest star Shelley Long), and the whole thing turns into a magical mess straight out of a fairy tale. Laura and Skye dig into the episode’s chaos, from Salem’s fear of heights to why Harvey really needs to stop eating suspicious food at Sabrina’s house. Along the way, the conversation takes a few turns of its own—like how zoos decide on breeding matches for animals, and why Laura might just murder Skye over a debate about fry sauce.