Something Witchy: A Sabrina the Teenage Witch Rewatch

2.20: Eat Our Weight in French Tacos

This week on Something Witchy, Laura and Skye rewatch Sabrina the Teenage Witch Season 2, Episode 20: “My Nightmare, the Car.” Sabrina finally gets the car she’s been begging for — but, in true Other Realm fashion, it’s a little more talkative (and possessive) than she bargained for. As Sabrina and Valerie’s car-sharing arrangement crashes and burns, chaos hits the Spellman house when a magical audit goes wrong and the family accountant goes rogue.
Plus, our hosts detour into discussions about French tacos, their first cars, and whether halberds are underrated as a form of self-defense.

2.19: Instead of Touch Grass, Touch Corn

Things are getting unstable in Westbridge—literally! In Season 2, Episode 19: “When Teens Collide,” a burst of sunspots causes chaos in the mortal and witch worlds alike. Sabrina and Libby accidentally swap personalities, turning Sabrina into the school’s new mean girl and Libby into… a sweetheart?! Meanwhile, the aunts deal with a black hole in the kitchen sink, a rogue string trio, and yet another trial in the Other Realm.
Join us as Laura and Skye unpack this chaotic episode, from Sabrina’s power trip to Salem’s reluctant hero moment.

2.18: Whammy is the Descriptor of the Fanny

When Harvey signs Sabrina, Valerie, and himself up for a battle of the bands, there’s just one small problem: they can’t actually play. Desperate not to lose to Libby and the cheerleaders, Sabrina brews up some bottled talent to give them an edge. The spell works a little too well, though, and soon egos and friendships are on the line. Meanwhile, Hilda takes a gig as a fiddler, Zelda faces off with a rival scientist, and Salem enjoys the drama from the sidelines. Oh, and did we mention the Backstreet Boys stop by?

2.17: Splitting Your Skull Open With Love

It’s Valentine’s season in Westbridge, and love is in the air—sort of. In Sabrina the Teenage Witch Season 2, Episode 17, “The Equalizer,” Sabrina learns that bending the rules of magic comes with a price when Roland the troll returns as a magical “Equalizer” and literally steals her heart. Meanwhile, Cupid is down bad after heartbreak, Zelda and Hilda scramble for dates to the school dance, and Mr. Kraft causing trouble. We unpack the chaos of magical consequences and debate just how many times Roland needs to be told “no.”

2.16: Tinder for Zoo Animals

In Sabrina and the Beanstalk (Season 2, Episode 16), Sabrina’s last-minute spellwork grows way out of control when a beanstalk sprouts in the Spellman yard, Harvey gets kidnapped by a wicked witch (guest star Shelley Long), and the whole thing turns into a magical mess straight out of a fairy tale. Laura and Skye dig into the episode’s chaos, from Salem’s fear of heights to why Harvey really needs to stop eating suspicious food at Sabrina’s house. Along the way, the conversation takes a few turns of its own—like how zoos decide on breeding matches for animals, and why Laura might just murder Skye over a debate about fry sauce.

2.15: Going Trick OR Treating for TatOR Tots

This week on Something Witchy, we dive into Sabrina the Teenage Witch Season 2, Episode 15, “Finger Lickin’ Flu.” When Sabrina catches a magical flu in her pointing finger, her powers accidentally transfer to Mrs. Quick—who wastes no time zapping chaos through Westbridge and even turns Mr. Kraft into a chimpanzee. We break down the episode’s wild physical comedy, Salem’s over-the-top quest for attention, and how this story gives Mrs. Quick a rare spotlight.

2.14: I'm Getting Raw and Real Here

It’s time for another Sabrina vs. Libby showdown—this time with a magical twist. When Sabrina tries to use a spell to keep Libby at arm’s length, it backfires spectacularly, leaving the two magically tethered together and, eventually, turning Libby into a literal jigsaw puzzle. To set things right, Sabrina has to piece Libby back together—literally and figuratively—while discovering some surprising truths about her frenemy’s life. Meanwhile, Hilda and Salem’s get-rich-quick scheme with Zelda’s “miracle” formula spirals out of control, leading to slime, sibling squabbles, and toaster chaos. Join us as we break down the puzzles, the lessons in compassion, and the float that proves democracy really is fragile.

2.13: Sometimes It's Good to Have Attainable Dreams

This week we’re diving into Little Big Kraft (Season 2, Ep. 13), where Sabrina decides that Mr. Kraft is way too uptight and whips up a potion to make him act younger. What starts as a harmless prank quickly spirals when a little caffeine turns the spell into chaos, and suddenly the halls of Westbridge High are falling apart under the “leadership” of a childlike vice principal. Meanwhile, Hilda finds herself falling even harder for Kraft in his youthful state, and Zelda has to remind Sabrina—again—why you don’t mess with people’s personalities.

2.12: The Friends You Make Out With on Holidays

It’s Christmas in Westbridge, and Sabrina is learning the hard way that the holiday season isn’t just about presents. In Season 2, Episode 12, Sabrina Claus, our favorite teenage witch comes down with a magical case of “ego-titis” and ends up face-to-face with none other than Santa himself—though he goes by Bob (played by Cheers’ John Ratzenberger). When Bob gets injured, Sabrina has to fill in and take on the role of delivering Christmas magic to the world, whether she’s ready or not.
We dig into Sabrina’s struggle to rediscover the true meaning of Christmas, the sheer chaos of the Spellman holiday décor, Salem’s endless holiday snark, and a very special musical cameo from Johnny Mathis. Plus, we talk about the wild clothing options, the episode’s surprising shout out to Utah, and how we still don't know where Sabrina and Harvey's relationship is.

2.11: It's a Moose Moose Situation

In Season 2 Episode 11 "Oh What a Tangled Spell She Weaves," Sabrina’s sloppy spellcasting spirals out of control—turning antique cabinets brand new, shrinking Salem into a kitten, and even sending her aunts straight into Merlin’s castle. While Valerie gets a magical efficiency boost at her new pizza job and Harvey undergoes a few unintended changes of his own, Sabrina learns the hard way that vague incantations have very real consequences. With no “undo” spells to save her, she has to clean up the chaos before her friends freeze, burn, or get stuck in medieval times forever.